What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Moonraker

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do men like women gold diggers?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.